I love the energy of the city, although I needed to learn a few things first.
- You will never have a good hair day in Chicago.
- Don’t wear loose clothing unless you’re comfortable flashing your nethers every time the wind gusts.
- You know you’re in the theater district by the smell of popcorn and pee.
- Traffic markings are considered suggestions rather than hard and fast rules.
- If you’re going to flip someone the bird, take your mittens off first. More impactful, y’know?